News Roundup 3/25/12: Fast Food, Big Brother, Student Debt, B-Shoc

TBN Implodes: Cotton-Candy-hair vortex sucks Crouches into alternate dimension.

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Bloom critiques the idea of literature being good because of massive sales -Harold Bloom

Big Trouble in Little China – Jay’s Esoteric Analysis -Jay

Avoid Fast Food at all Costs -Natural Society

Attack Dogs Used on Highschoolers -RT

The Sheeple Demand to be Enslaved!  -Infowars

Student Loan Debt Reaches 1 Trillion -New American

Media Hypes Race War -LS News

Latest Prometheus Trailer -Youtube

Pimps Tattooed Barcode on Whores’ Necks -DailyMail

TBN Implodes: Millions in Fraud and Lavish Gaudyness -DailyMail

The bizarre:  Everything is Terrible has posted a majestic masterpiece of pop monstrosity: Golden Girls and Space Mountain:

World’s foremost terrible “Christian Rapper” releases a nonsensical video featuring stock footage of a helicopter. Note to B-Shoc – helicopters don’t generally drop bombs.

News Roundup 3/23/12: Catholics & Atheists, Leftists, Sex, Cults

Pope Visits Communist Cuba. Photo Reuters

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Pepe Escobar: Fukushima Email Leak Deleting Data -A Coverup -RT

Mysterious Illness Turns African Children Into Zombies -DailyTech

Billy Corgan Interviewed on the ‘New World Order’  -Infowars

Serbian Gangsters Eat Opposing Gangster in Stew -DailyMail

Spy News You May Have Missed -IntelNews.org

Atheist Organizer Takes ‘Movement’ to Nation’s Capitol -CNN

Sound of My Voice Trailer: Time-Travelling Cult Leaders and Psychological Warfare  -io9.com

Women Have More Sexual Fantasies When Ovulating -DailyMail

Leftist Leader Piven: Democrats, Socialists, Communists “We are all Together” -TheBlaze

Catholics Formerly Condemned Communists: Now More Worried About Pope’s ‘Cane’ on Trip to Castro  -NewAdvent

Massive Sexual Abuse Scandals Continue to Unfold in Euro Catholicism -Reuters

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