News Roundup 3/25/12: Fast Food, Big Brother, Student Debt, B-Shoc

TBN Implodes: Cotton-Candy-hair vortex sucks Crouches into alternate dimension.

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Bloom critiques the idea of literature being good because of massive sales -Harold Bloom

Big Trouble in Little China – Jay’s Esoteric Analysis -Jay

Avoid Fast Food at all Costs -Natural Society

Attack Dogs Used on Highschoolers -RT

The Sheeple Demand to be Enslaved!  -Infowars

Student Loan Debt Reaches 1 Trillion -New American

Media Hypes Race War -LS News

Latest Prometheus Trailer -Youtube

Pimps Tattooed Barcode on Whores’ Necks -DailyMail

TBN Implodes: Millions in Fraud and Lavish Gaudyness -DailyMail

The bizarre:  Everything is Terrible has posted a majestic masterpiece of pop monstrosity: Golden Girls and Space Mountain:

World’s foremost terrible “Christian Rapper” releases a nonsensical video featuring stock footage of a helicopter. Note to B-Shoc – helicopters don’t generally drop bombs.

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News Roundup 3/21/12: NSA, Guns, War, Gold, Hunger Games

 

All your base are belong to Johnny 5!

 

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Skynet in Utah:

“The NSA is Building the Country’s Biggest Spy Center” By: James Bamford

Flowing through its servers and routers and stored in near-bottomless databases will be all forms of communication, including the complete contents of private emails, cell phone calls, and Google searches, as well as all sorts of personal data trails—parking receipts, travel itineraries, bookstore purchases, and other digital “pocket litter.” It is, in some measure, the realization of the “total information awareness” program created during the first term of the Bush administration—an effort that was killed by Congress in 2003 after it caused an outcry over its potential for invading Americans’ privacy.

“Given the facility’s scale and the fact that a terabyte of data can now be stored on a flash drive the size of a man’s pinky, the potential amount of information that could be housed in Bluffdale is truly staggering. But so is the exponential growth in the amount of intelligence data being produced every day by the eavesdropping sensors of the NSA and other intelligence agencies. As a result of this “expanding array of theater airborne and other sensor networks,” as a 2007 Department of Defense report puts it, the Pentagon is attempting to expand its worldwide communications network, known as the Global Information Grid, to handle yottabytes (1024 bytes) of data. (A yottabyte is a septillion bytes—so large that no one has yet coined a term for the next higher magnitude.)” Read more of this post